1. A hideout near the canteen that has now been ruined by muzzas, lebos, sevys, teachers and school dickheads.
1. Mats? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
by PositiveMr June 14, 2009
Get the Matsmug. Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.
by Kristen April 25, 2005
Get the matmug. When you fuck a girl with a condom nut and pour it into her vagina fulfilling your destiny as a black man
"Yuh, You gon A Mat Noor dawg" said Jin Jin Fuk Mat responded with a "I am already 2 thousand miles away from that slut"
by A Bi Racial Space Nigger May 23, 2018
Get the A Matmug. (n.)MAT(em a tee)
Stands for: Making animals tie
Defenition: Terrible, killing test that makes you poop on your but.
Stands for: Making animals tie
Defenition: Terrible, killing test that makes you poop on your but.
by Etna April 24, 2008
Get the MATmug. by Clivo September 4, 2017
Get the matmug. A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.
Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.
by PedoBear3000 February 17, 2019
Get the Mat Oldfieldmug. by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020
Get the Mat Bayntonmug.