Mats

1. A hideout near the canteen that has now been ruined by muzzas, lebos, sevys, teachers and school dickheads.

1. Mats? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

by PositiveMr June 14, 2009

mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

A Mat

When you fuck a girl with a condom nut and pour it into her vagina fulfilling your destiny as a black man

"Yuh, You gon A Mat Noor dawg" said Jin Jin Fuk Mat responded with a "I am already 2 thousand miles away from that slut"

by A Bi Racial Space Nigger April 09, 2018

MAT

(n.)MAT(em a tee)
Stands for: Making animals tie
Defenition: Terrible, killing test that makes you poop on your but.

I took the MAT last year.

by Etna April 22, 2008

mat

Mat is the afrikaans word for carpet.

Afrikaans: Wat n pragtige mat wat jy het!

English= What a beautiful carpet you have!

by Clivo September 04, 2017

Mat Oldfield

A living sex god whose massive cock was mistaken for the world serpent 'Jörmungandr' in ancient Nordic mythology.

Mat Oldfield's cock wrapped all the way around Midgard and due to its scaly complexion it was mistaken for a large, godly snake which was worshipped for it's sheer size and power. Nothing and no one was able to defeat it, not even the god of thunder 'Thor'.

by PedoBear3000 February 18, 2019

Mat Baynton

Daddy

Mat Baynton Is Daddy sorry not sorry please don't kill me family

by Dom's shiny booty cheeks October 29, 2020