masterbating

Expertly jacking off.

Guy 1:Man, I think steve's masturbating again.
Guy 2: From the sound of it, he ain't just masturbating, he's MASTERbating.

by Sir Fizwheel Humperdink October 5, 2007

masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 29, 2010

Masturbating

Making yourself so good

Heres a story when I was masturbating One time when I was home alone I was horny for some reason so I took my mom's dildo from her room and started riding it I took off all my clothes and started moaning so load the. My step brother came in and I said come over here and he started licking me the I sucked his large cock till he cummed he put that large cock in my ass it felt so good so I invited one of my friends to join they came over and they both started licking me so hard and pinching me it felt so good so I started licking her and riding him

by anonymous November 19, 2021

masturbating maniac

Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.

Dion is a self proclaimed masturbating maniac.

by kam75xx May 20, 2023

dungeon masturbating

A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.

After he killed the party, our new dungeon master began dungeon masturbating with his new NPCs.

by JSeed02 March 18, 2019

Pool jet masturbating

I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)

Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

mathematically masturbaiting

The act of masturbaiting while looking at numbers. You can do this during math class, maybe while doing some math homework.

Joe: yo, what's nick doing?

Kevin: oh he's just mathematically masturbaiting. He's just trying to get that problem solved.. If ya know what I'm saying ;)

by Idek what I'm doing November 23, 2015