When you put so much hairspray in your hair that it stands out so you can't get through the door, you're rockin' a mostular hairdo. That hair's like antlers!
Dang! My belly's so big, it's practically mostular!
Dang! My belly's so big, it's practically mostular!
by johatie August 19, 2009
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Did you see that paisa} he was home alone and masturlaughed himself to a 6 pack of tecate last night!
by mjb619 November 29, 2011
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Pretty much master + rape = masturape. When a servant,maid or slave pretty much anyone who has a master rapes there master ;3
John:hey dude did you see what that servant did to his/her master
Coral: yeah he/she did some extreme masturape
Master: hey...
Servant:yeah what is it:3
Master:I can't believe you masturaped me yesterday..
Servant:but I wuv you :3
Coral: yeah he/she did some extreme masturape
Master: hey...
Servant:yeah what is it:3
Master:I can't believe you masturaped me yesterday..
Servant:but I wuv you :3
by Yagmi :3 August 3, 2017
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2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
2. Assuming that everyone on the internet is male.
E-masculating has kept me from accidentally agreeing to hook up with strangers from the internet as they are probably all guys.
by Telemonian May 30, 2018
Get the e-masculating mug.When you fuck yourself. Don't do this. Doing so gives you "auto-sexuality", or "homosexuality" except it's with yourself, shown by the latin root "auto". Many still say, however, that this practice has benifits good enough like cumming, or nutting and enjoyment to make it worth the autosexuality.
Me: I just masturabated. Feels SO FUCKING GOOD.
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!
Friend: Now you're autosexual! Look what you've done!
Me: Worth It!
by that retarded nerd weeb mix June 15, 2018
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2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.
3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.
4) The act of getting cum everywhere.
2) The act of trying to master a voice as a narrator but it takes a long time.
3) To masturbate with the other hand and finding it's better.
4) The act of getting cum everywhere.
(1) "I have so many wooden blocks because I mastulated yesterday."
(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."
(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."
(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"
(2) "Jesus! It too long to mastulate for the Jokers voice."
(3) "I mastulated yesterday. It was awesome."
(4) "My mom walked in on me mastulating, and it got on her shoe. LOL!"
by Da Dude in that corner behindu May 17, 2014
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