masshole

a correlation of words derived from "Mass texting asshole". Used towards people who abuse mass texting for events and holidays.

Massholes are usually people who are too insincere and lazy to send out individualized text messages

i.e. - A mass text in the form of:
"Happy (insert holiday here)!"
"I have a table at (insert club here)! Would love for you to come. Can you pull through?"

People who send these are massholes!

by Phamarama February 16, 2010

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 7, 2005

masshole

They like C o c k s between their buns.

Alright masshole bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you where the wild goose goes. Then you do me next!

by Shibby Jehinksonziski December 28, 2005

masshole

The word that is the same as an asshole but worse because it has more mass (weight, size).

Excuse me, but your masshole is blocking the sun light.

by creep426 January 12, 2009

masshole

1.massive asshole 2. extremely moronic or difficult person 3.someone with an obese buttocks area

1.WOW! Ronald Reagan was an asshole,but George W.is a real MASSHOLE!2. I'll have to use widescreen to get Gabourey Sidibe's masshole to fit on my tv screen.

by nefisch March 13, 2010

masshole merge

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015

Mingya Valley Masshole

A ritual normally performed by fantasy sports players in the greater Boston area where trades are proposed featuring big time athletes in exchange for Injured, Minor league, or otherwise irrelevant players. The player is a mass hole by firmly believing that the trades are fair and should generally be accepted.

Hey I’ll trade you Bobby Dalbec for Vladimir Guerrero Jr and a 3rd round pick. Hey you’re really being a Mingya Valley Masshole, don’t insult me

by MingyaPangiHasNoDraftPicksBud May 12, 2022