marko

A typo written in marker, where you begin to write a letter with a permanent marker and realize you are making a mistake - but too late! You will have to do it over again.

Oops, I need to fix this marko I just did. This sucks! Now I have to do the whole thing over again.

by sammymerz June 12, 2009

Mayuko

A super hot sexy girl with big boobs. She's kind of shy, but super outgoing when you take her out to a party and get her drunk and will love you always!

"Hey dude, look at that girl!"

"She's such a Mayuko, you should take her out to get drinks"

by lemuuurrr March 22, 2012

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Markophile

a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers

Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.

by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

Markodane

Markodane is a beautiful Homosapien. Meaning or belonging to that of Otavia.

"wow hes cute!"

"I know right, thats Markodane"

by RABGFBN June 5, 2019

Marko Pajic

Marko is the type of guy you would see in a shitty Netflix original movie and forget about; he would not be the main character, but instead, he would be the musty guy who sat next to the main character and asked for a G2 Pen. Marko pretends to be the nicest guy he knows and wonders why everyone does not constantly remind him (and themselves) of just how nice of a guy he is. On a typical day, you can catch Marko wearing some sort of tracksuit. And while his wind breakers and jackets are on 10, so is his breath..... Wait! Did I mention he was a nice guy?

Dude 1: yo have u heard about that dude Marko Pajic did from chemistry?
Dude 2: yeah! didn't he try and shoot up a college campus?
Dudette 1: yeah I heard about that too
Dude 1: yea that's him! always seemed off, that guy

by jensen blum December 9, 2019