zoots magoots

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.

we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.

by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

magooch

a word you use to confuse someone and make them wonder what you just called him/her

Your Friend: ok cya man
YOu: ok cya MAGOOCH
Your: wtf does that mean?
You: *hang up*

by jriverax October 7, 2009

oof oof magoof

A term used when you are double oofing, and then you magoof

Hi dad! *Gets punched in face* OOF OOF MAGOOF!!!

by Just a white Wigga September 25, 2018

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

Maroon 5

Any band that is generic, corporate pop, often with autotuned 'singing' and music that sounds like it was written by a committee of following a survey of deaf teen girls' music preferences.

A: What's that shit on the radio?
B: I don't know, Maroon 5.
A: The band Maroon 5?
B: I don't know. Some sell-out bullshit 'music'! What's the difference what the current version is called, just change that shit!

by Who’R’You December 21, 2014

Maroon 5

Maroon 5 is a band that has a goal to give ear cancer to the largest amount of people possible (pretty intuitive if you ask me!). You can compare it to Cardi B’s signature sound of jazz and funk, also called junk.

1. I just listened to “Moves like Jagger” and now I want to die!
2. I just got diagnosed with ear cancer after listening to Maroon 5’s new song!

by I am a Devan, I need a gf May 4, 2020

Mahoods

your Irish homeboys.

I am hangin' with mahoods in the pub.

by Zaradancer January 5, 2009