mariupol

a once dazzling city in north ukraine, but of course putin had to ruin it with his "special military operation"

FUCK PUTIN FOR DESTORYING MY HOME CITY OF MARIUPOL

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut October 10, 2022

Markus

Markus. Amazing boy that will steal your heart. Loving. Caring. Puts you first. A smile to die for. Will melt you with one look. Stop at nothing for your heart. Know what he wants and won't stop at nothing. Has a dark side that you have to break through. When your not with him it's hard. And every time you hear his name. You melt and tingle and your muscles tenses.

Markus is my everything and with out him I'd fall apart

by M2a2rs22 October 2, 2018

Markipler

Where's the blacksmith

Markipler never found the blacksmith

by Orman November 29, 2016

markusbigjohnson

markusbigjohnson is a pretty decently famous tik toker. he is so gorgeous and funny and so many girls love him. he is so sweet and cute and he’s only 15! his real name is markus walt and he has a mass following of over 23.1K on instagram and more than 108.2K on tik tok. he will be turning 16 on may 8, 2019 which means he is a taurus and they’re always so cute. he is the definition of perfect.

girl: omg markusbigjohnson from tik tok is so cute like omg!!
girl 2: omg ikr i wanna date him so bad ughh

by ohmickeyursofine April 18, 2019

markus_fromdbh

Markus from Detroit become human (obviously) he's probably in love with Simon…

He's the leader of Jericho and a lot of people like him (when i say a lot i mean A LOT)
I have nothings else to say… (im not j.k rolling i dont write a lot)

"Do you know who Markus_fromdbh is?"
"Probably"
…
…

"Ok"

by Moony/milo October 20, 2021

ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.

someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"

by Alkys February 23, 2017

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007