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Marijuana

1) A drug containing THC.

2) What high school kids try to pass off as a "hardcore drug"...You aren't a drug addict or a real user if you do the weakest recreational drug out there. Even chronic/dro isn't up to level with cocaine, heroin, crack, LSD, Angeldust etc.
High Schooler - Yo, I'm a druggie, I do marijuana all the time.

John - Dude, weed is a joke compared to real drugs.
by RealG July 16, 2007
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Marijuana

Cop: Have you been smoking marijuana?
You: Marijuana? What's that? Some kind of Mexican cigarette?
by boringwithhats October 23, 2008
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Marijuana

1. An illegal drug whether potheads admit it or not.

2. A drug that hinders users' abilities to spell even the most basic words in urban dictionary definitions i.e. alcahol for alcohol, cuz for because.

3. A drug that motivates its users to write nonsensical rambling definitions of the drug on certain dictionary sites.

4. A substance that makes users too inept to be able to make a logical argument for the legalization of the drug other than "the man is trying to keep us down man."
"Hey man, why did you flunk out of school?"

"Oh, because I was too busy smoking marijuana."
by Mr. Reality July 1, 2009
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Marijuana

An herb which is bad, because it's illegal (And it is illegal because it's bad).
Average Joe: "Y'know, a lot of scientists are saying that marijuana can slow cancer growth and causes less problems than alcohol..."

DEA Representative: "Well you see, those scientists are probably jew-loving, faggot, pinko, terrorists who hate America and freedom."
by Ayabowlah Khomeni December 22, 2008
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Marijuana

stuff that gets you in deep deep shit with your girl/boy friend
samantha: what are you doing?

nick: nothing!

samantha: you smoke!?

(ending 1)

samantha: you smoke!? omg can i have some!

(ending 2)

samantha: you smoke!?

nick: yes... marijuana in fact white rhino you want some?

*SLAP*

no i dont really smoke im 13
by kibblebiscuits June 23, 2007
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Marijuana

"Oh you got bud (marijuana), we lit"
by MEECHISDEAD June 11, 2015
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Marijuana

Something to get you high and enjoy the beautiful way of life
Let’s go to the beach and smoke marijuana
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