marathon lightweight it

when a player on a Call of Duty game, namely Modern Warfare 2 or Black Ops, uses the perks Marathon and Lightweight Pro to speed from their spawn to the enemies and quickly kill everyone.

Player 1: "Dude, we just got wrecked!"
Player 2: "Yeah, man alright here's the plan, we marathon lightweight it this time."

by itsthesherf February 18, 2011

Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.

While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.

by Lepperdd June 10, 2020

Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.

Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".

by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021

Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability

Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.

by geniusyall October 5, 2011

Marathon weekend

A weekend where the only beverage allowed to be consumed is beer or some form of alcohol. Typically starts at around 7-8PM friday night and ends on Sunday afternoon, or night if you're liver can sustain more damage. Extra fun is its a 3 day weekend. Each person typically buys 2 30 racks or possibly 3 if its a 3 day weekend.

That marathon weekend kicked the shit out of my liver

by THE DUUUUDE October 1, 2009

marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

marathon man

when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!

I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003