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Maple Valley 

Maple valley is a small town where the cool thing to do is sit in the fredmeyer parking lot “hitting the vape” (or Juul) doing nothing but comparing cars and the next upgrade you’re gonna get. Where the girls are hoes.. they hook up with all the guys in town. Hittin their Juuls and always talking shit, trynna start somethin for no reason.
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maple fever 

When you are physically atrracted to Canadians.
Boy 1: "I don't know what it is, but Canadian girls are so hot"

Boy 2: "hahaha, sounds like you've got maple fever"
maple fever by Ethneo November 9, 2015

Maple Hill High School 

Maple Hill High School is a school located in bumblefuck nowhere or scientifically Castletucky. Most commonly known as juel-school or Maple Hell you are ensured a warm welcome when walking through the halls of this wannabe juvenile detention center. If you're not spending your time breaking school chromebooks and pushing kids in the halls when dipper day comes around you'll be throwing hall passes in the trash before you leave the classroom.

- This message was approved by Jodi Sullivan
Cameron: "Didn't you play basketball against Maple Hill High School last Friday Steve?"

Steve: "That's probably how I contracted type 2 diabetes."

maple shade 

A sweet ass town. big for drinking, fighting among other towns, and train bridge parties, drugs, and whores. dont mess with them cuz they are some crazy ass fuckers.
where you going?
maple shade...you know get laid go to shade.
maple shade by christief June 14, 2008

maple dick 

When your dick is stickier than a Canadians lip.
My boyfriend had a maple dick last night. He put it in but couldn't get back out.
maple dick by sparkyjo December 17, 2014

Maple Story 

Some stupid 2-D sidescrolling game. It's addictive without offering any satisfacting features. It's buggy (over years), ruled by narutofans (kiddies) and hosted by Nexon. Do I need to say more?

This game is like a big slum in terms of the community. You will find hacker, scammer and bots in the first big city. GMs and Support do not exist, or just at Nexons webpage - to fake security and gain new player. The community itself can be split into 4 groups and 2 categories: The young and the old, and the "n00bs" and the "high levels". There is nothing else. If you are not in a guild you're lost, because you will get KSed. There is no friendship there, anyone is struggling for some stupid ranks up. Because it is more important to get some ranks up among 1,000,000+ player.

There are lots of better games out there, but as long as there are dumb people out there playing this game, MapleStory will be the 'best'.

The so called "high levler" does not have to do anything, so they start to KS, (Kill Steal) in the earlier areas. If you wanna start a new Chara in MS, do not even think about it. Those 5 days untill the deinstallation of this crappy game can be spent on better free games.
Person A: Hey, you play Maple Story?
Person B: Yes, and I really do not know, why.

Person B: I think I will quit, because I saw anything and I crash often in the last time.
Person A: So you will quit my guild and my 2-year-friendship?
Person B: Yes, of course.
Person A: Oh..Okay. Can I have your equip?
Maple Story by Cliff0182976 July 19, 2009