Noun: (Not to be confused with a banal “Mandy”…among other things, two consecutive e’s are always better than one lonely y.)
The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’ boss chica around.
If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.
The spelling of Mandee is said to come from a mishmash of words: the original one-deelight-deelicious-deevious- and deevoted. All the hottest dee words around come together without explanation with the more common and absolutely ordinary version “Mandy” to form “Mandee” the most fuckin’ boss chica around.
If she were a different creature, she would have similar characteristics to a manatee. She would be a nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless. But that’s where the similarities would end.
Tourist #1: “Wow!, is that a manatee?”
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente
~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~
Oceanographer: “No!…No way, that effortless creature is way too beautiful to be a fat ugly manatee… that right there is a Mandee!”
Tourist #2: “Yeah….she must work out.”
Oceanographer: “They do, and they’re very smart too…but sadly, much like the manatee, “Mandee’s” also get fucked up by boats going way too fast”
Tourist #2: “Stupid boats”
Oceanographer: “Yep, it’s a real shame”
Tourist #1: “I mean c’mon, haven’t they heard of the phrase Festina lente
~ Mandee is the paragon of femininity!….and, any “Mandee” that, at this very moment, is reading their name on urban dictionary DUCK!!! THERES A FUCKIN’ BOAT COMIN’ WAY TOO FAST~
by adam abeyta May 8, 2008
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On rare occasions the opposite may happen, beginning with the card game and ending with the argument.
On rare occasions the opposite may happen, beginning with the card game and ending with the argument.
I took the wife and kids over to Grandpa's this weekend, but after dinner a Manweiler broke out, and we might never get invited back.
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Dude, I know you like her, it's so obvious you two like each other and you're wasting time having a friend-mance, just ask her out!
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Shit ... it's gonna take an hour to unravel this Mandelknot, and I only put the earphones down ten minutes ago.
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