Mantarded

(adjective)

Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.

A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"

Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB

John: I got a RedSox app

Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!

by justacomma December 2, 2010

Damian Manwaring

A total legend, almost mythical in his excellence.. Having a party simply add a Damian Manwaring for an instant "partious maximus" His hilarious antics will be forever spoken about when times are dull and boring...

This strapping young lad could very well be the next GOD and is accepting donations NOW.

"man this is lame... i wish Damian Manwaring was here..."

long silence....

".....yea same...."

by thewindinthewillows February 5, 2010

mandar

A dancing maniac usually seen in business attire on the dance floor. May also be heard screaming out loud or orbiting blonde women while dancing.

The guy at Gaslight on Wednesdays must be Mandar.

by meatpacker March 26, 2008

manfari

An expedition of women, assembled for the purpose of flirtation with members of the opposite sex. Like most expeditionary forces, the manfari is heavily outfitted, frequently armed and can be found in locations far outside its members' normal sphere, such as a sports bar.

After breaking up with her longtime boyfriend, Savannah organized a series of manfaris to get back in the game. Soon the local watering holes were depleted and her living room walls were covered with stuffed trophies.

by capitolchick December 30, 2007

Manveries

The ovaries of a man. Usually used in terms of great homosexual admiration, or other extremely manly homosexual tendencies.

"Holy shit, Tom Hiddleston is so fucking good. My manveries just popped.

"Dude, knitting is the shit. Where are your manveries?"

"That guy has manveries. He likes ballet, knitting, and monster trucks."

by Mr.Epicpantz December 10, 2013

manparroting

Repeating an idea or concept of something back to someone, usually a woman, by rearranging the words of the idea or concept to make it their own. Does not add any value to the idea in the process.

"Can you believe how little we accomplished in that meeting? Todd kept manparroting our ideas!"

by EnamelAmong October 31, 2018

Mannarinowig

Moving to Florida to sublet a 500-square-foot apartment after years of hiding in Europe. Characteristics of the typical mannarinowig include low job prospects, an obvious ill-fitting toupee, and a "beard" to hide your sexuality. The typical mannarinowig is short, overweight, and has terrible personal hygiene. Known for their oversized ego and low IQ. May have spent several years trying their hand a several failed occupations including R&B singer, Conservative Pundit, and Eye Clinic Receptionist.

I ran into Jo Jo the other day, he was eating an unhealthy burrito like a typical Mannarinowig.

by Carl Leiss September 12, 2023