moral majority

An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".

The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".

by Lengsel January 4, 2008

Minority

Of or relating to Hispanics and Blacks, esp in the media. Many times use of the word "minority" will exclude Asians; when in reference to university populations esp in California Asians will often be referred to as "minority-majority."

Minority test scores are continually falling.

by MofoMcCheese October 30, 2010

minority

Minority: I think that 'minority' is the lesser part of society that just, basically, sits on the back burner, rejected from society. Being individualistic and rebellious to an extent. Not taking too much crap from people. Being apart of the minority puts you at the bottom. But don't bum out about it: The minority is more favorable. Trust me.

" 'Miority' is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift throught the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
---Billie Joe Armstrong, Lead Singer of Green Day

Minority isn't just a Green Day song, no. But they did put a nice tag on it.

by Rhiddel Anonomous April 10, 2006

fringe minority

When an opinion doesn't fit your narrative.

Karen said it was a "fringe minority" who were scared about certain freedoms being taken away from them by a minority government, and asking that kids be not forced to put masks when walking to school.

by unwantedlol February 11, 2022

Swiss Army Minority

This is the Golden Unicorn of token friends. Befriending this person make you immune to accusations of discrimination of all kinds.

The best example of this is the elderly black lesbian paraplegic that we shall dub Emma. She's the perfect token because she covers all bases. By befriending Emma you're no longer racist or sexist; nor do you discriminate towards age, ability/mobility, or sexual orientation.

Jack: Yo Willard....I heard you got sued for only hiring white people
Willard: yeah, people are foolish
Jack: Well what did you do?
Willard: I showed them a picture of our greeter, Emma
Jack: who is she?
Willard: Some old crusty wheelchair-bound nigger dyke I hired
Jack: Ah, a Swiss Army Minority
Willard: yeah, and she can cook greens like a motherfucker

by imthatawesome December 1, 2010

delusional minority

When radical extremists, such as the tea party, think they are following the will of a majority of the people. The tea party thinks a lower credit rating, a government shutdown and total gridlock in Washington are all the will of the people. The delusional minority does not seem to notice the approval rating of Congress is at an all time low! The real will of the majority of Americans is for Congress to do their job!

The delusional minority thinks a government shutdown is the way to get what they want and they believe the majority of the Americans agree. WTF?

by luckyblackcat13 December 7, 2013

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman December 23, 2007