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by asmos malewife May 22, 2021

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

Mamook

You

You two legged Mamook

by Mamook123 December 23, 2020

Marooned

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.

me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!

by pete Thay January 11, 2008

maymoona

Someone who is weird in their own way and special. Someone like maymoona is very rare and is very friendly and fits very well with everyone. They have a life of their own and love collecting rare things. But most of all they are very intelligent and smart.

Her name is maymoona

by Sara3 February 3, 2017

Mamoos

A person who isn't afraid to speak her mind. Beauty unlike no other and has a smile to brighten up your day. A personality that's unique in every way, a goddess. All the love to give and share with. Such an angelic voice, its the definition of tranquility. She brings happiness and joy to those around her.

Friend: Hey who's that??
Me: She's my mamoos.
Friend: You're one lucky guy.

by xRawx March 18, 2019

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006