Malachi a retard meme boi who likes sucking dick 20-47 and who has a small penis and a high pitched voice most 7 yr old girls have a lower voice than him he also likes hentai and jerks off to 7 deadly sins (the anime) and he doesn't even have max drift in fornite he also looks like hes a starving version of Mr. T or even a minion.
Guy1: have u met Malachi
Guy2: ya he's a retard
by Chandelier101 October 21, 2018
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Malachi is a gay kid who likes to rape old guys.
Malachi was seen fucking an old man at the back of a Walmart.
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A Dark skinned guy with a big penis, Malachi's attempt to give others relationship advice although he isn't in a relationship, Malachi's are dickheads that are completely up themselves, Not many people actually like them
Malachi: Sup bitch
Person: You realise nobody fucking likes you right?
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a hideous ugly roach who does nothing all day but be ugly
is that Malachi , oh shit walk away slowly and he wont bite me
by omg you souk March 23, 2017
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A very stinky messy person. He smells the worst and will make everyone abort the room as soon as he steps into it. No one likes him and he will be the one to be called ‘ugly’ on the street. He likes to scream a lot and spit all over everyone when he talks.
S- Malachi stinks

K- does he ever take a shower

Malachi- *spits everywhere*
by Shhsdbjdhssn April 4, 2018
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Super ugly, his bottom lip is heavy, big, and crusty. His head gets on a hard and a soft because his head is super big. The only girl he could get is this girl named Janiya Perkins. He is a perv because he like every girl in his school.
Malachi head is super duper heavy and stiff
by GABAGOUL October 25, 2019
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A #Malachi can be very emotional.he is kind hearted and can be cheesy and very romantic at times.A #Malachi will block away everything.A #Malachi is shy and he gets embarrassed very easily sometimes.A #Malachi will try to measure up to everyone and then soon realize he should just be himself.An Malachi can be religious also.if the Malachi you have is religious.You will soon realize that he'll start to change.Eventually he'll start saying verses from the Bible.These are Qualities of Malachi's that have #blue eyes,#tall,#brown hair,and all these things that are listed

If you have a Malachi don't let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.A Malachi is sweet and sometimes very sporty.

My suggestion is to keep him as long as you can.
You'll soon realize he's the most sweet and romantic person in the world

I know this because I am a Malachi,but my name is spelled "Malici"
A malici or Malachi is loving and sweet
by tracycolburn6@gmail.com May 16, 2019
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