Mailbox Mobbin'

The act of going around a neighborhood, usually in a vehicle of some kind, and using a variety of objects, primarily pumpkins, to fuck up some people's mailboxes.

Hey Kevin, guess what we did last night." "What Cameron?" "We went mailbox mobbin' and totally fucked some nigga's shit up. Cost $1500 in damages that they can't pay with all that child support!

by Camelspoon October 21, 2010

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013

Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.

"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."

by DatManT January 15, 2017

mailbomb

an explosive device placed in the mail. A generally dangerous and devious thing, not to mention funny as hell.

I blew his ass up with a mailbomb

by sup October 1, 2003

mailbomb

What I'm sending to your house.

Dont open the mail, you american capitalist pig!

by Aki October 9, 2003

Mailbox basketball

Basketball for midgets since midgets can dunk on a mailbox.

Look, the two midgets are playing mailbox basketball over there!

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018