mallory

Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.

"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"

by neverinyourdreams. November 10, 2006

mallorie

Someone who is book smart, but still a dumbass.

Only a Mallorie could get an A+ on a math test and still walk into a door.

by Satan's Best Bud. September 2, 2007

dorkus malorkus

An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.

Bob: Uhhh where is my car?

Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

Mallory

Mallory is a awesome friend and sibling but she can be a butt sometimes. She always has your back no matter what and she is always happy . Loves basketball and hanging out with her team.

To my little sis Mallory

by Tribute May 13, 2018

mallory

A sexy mama that is loved and looked up to by all. A Mallory possesses extreme radness and everyone wants one. See also mallorie.

She's just trying to be a Mallory, even though she sucks at everything.

by allen_mz2 July 24, 2008

Mallorie

She has the biggest green-ish blue-ish moss coloured eyes you have ever seen in your whole life. She just has this smile that you can't help but smile back. Although dumb, and I mean VERY dumb, you can't help but love her. She's got the brains, but doesn't have the common sense.

Tim: Nice day, Huh?
Jon: yeah I must say it's very Mallorie out today.
Tim: It's sunny and bright, but it also just walked into a stop sign.

by older little brother April 7, 2010

Mallory

A silly kitty cat that is very intimidating but actually super nice

Me: Mallory scares me
Madi: No, she’s just a silly kitty cat

by Sh4dowBe4rd February 21, 2019