A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.

"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."

by sedski April 26, 2025

Maddison Taylor

Maddison Taylor has dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. She will do embarrassing things to impress a boy. She loves attention and will do anything to get it. But most importantly she is gorgeous and doesn’t know it

Girl: Who’s that?
Boy: I bet she’s called Maddison Taylor

Another boy: she’s beautiful

by Allison Jjoa May 16, 2019

Maddison Brooke Phillipson

Most amazing sexy person ever ygm xx

Maddison Brooke Phillipson is fit

by Mplmao March 7, 2022

maddison gormley

proper fit lass with great tits, fantastic shag

That new girl is a proper maddison gormley

by thesassysandwich February 8, 2018

Maddison

A beautiful Chihuhua who eats peoples food all the time WITHOUT fail. Yells a lot a sticks fingers in peoples icecream. 100% poopybutt

Beautiful rainbow Maddison

by CRAPFACESTOPNOW😭 November 22, 2023

Maddison and Josiah

Maddison and Josiah are 4Lifers
And will have 4 kids

Maddison is a strong , beautiful, kind,
And all round perfect girl

Josiah can make his mind up on which girl he likes one day its elle the next day its maddy

Maddison and Josiah will get married

by jr.ft4l December 21, 2021

Maddison (Maddie)

She is funny and friendly but can be on the self-absorbed side of things. Maddie will always be determined to find the perfect guy and never turns down the opportunity to ditch her current boy and leave to find someone less "boring". She has the idea that she is "better" than everyone around her and although she is pretty on the outside, there is a whole other world of ugliness on the interior. Maddie strives to fit in with the "norm", though she isn't always as successful as she hopes to be! You will often see Maddie making fun of other people in disguise of compliments in order to make it clear that she believes she is the prettiest girl in the club without knowing otherwise.

PERSON 1: Oh, Maddison (Maddie) is so hot!
PERSON 2: Yeah, I thought that at first aswell....

by anonymous November 15, 2023