When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
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by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018
Get the Manstruation mug.MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 30, 2011
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Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?
You: Manstration
You: Manstration
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
by jenxie February 28, 2010
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