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communal menstruation

When a group of females who live together or near each other, or at least see each other on a regular basis, start getting their periods at the same time each month. (It's got legit scientific basis. Don't question it) This is usually coupled with nonstop public discussion of cramps, bloating, and how fucking stupid all of the men you know really are.
Guy 1: What the hell is up with those chicks lately? They've been huge bitches.

Guy 2: Oh, dude, they're all on the rag. It's that communal menstruation bullshit. I'd stay away if I were you
by Lil' Papa November 10, 2010
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Mastration

that sweaty odor released from the palm of men's hands when browsing porn.
He rifled through the many porn pages with the thick fragrance of mastration filling the air, it would not be long before his boss caught a whiff of it.
by snuffboxfilms June 29, 2007
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Manstruation

When a man is having his “period.”
Glendolf is so emotional today. He must be manstruating. Manstruation is not his friend.
by Hootoohatty June 22, 2018
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MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD
brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring
by tisgigm March 30, 2011
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Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.
Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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Relapse Menstruation

When you get a heavier flow right after you think your period is over.
Sarah: Hey, my period is over! im so glad i can have sex again!

Michelle: Nice! better wit a day to see if you get Relapse Menstruation though.
by jenxie February 28, 2010
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