My girlfriend Sally 

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.

My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.

My girlfriend Sally by Sklooby March 19, 2008

my "girlfriend" from camp 

a fake girlfriend made up by a person so people will believe he/her is in a relationship to show off or fit in.

some kid: You don't even have a gf
other kid: Yes I do

Some kid: no you don't
other kid: yes I do I have a Girlfriend from camp
some kid: Sure your"girlfriend" from camp
other kid : Yeah my "girlfriend" from camp

my "girlfriend" from camp by alisonlll April 20, 2017

my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.

I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend

my girlfriend by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

my girlfriend's a mermaid by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend 

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.

Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.

Jesus-is-my-girlfriend by nappy pappy May 4, 2008

My girlfriend

ur mom

my girlfriend is,.....

My girlfriend by whore lol April 29, 2019

my girlfriend

non-existant.

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty

my girlfriend by mia the gay September 26, 2019