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My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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my "girlfriend" from camp

a fake girlfriend made up by a person so people will believe he/her is in a relationship to show off or fit in.
some kid: You don't even have a gf
other kid: Yes I do

Some kid: no you don't
other kid: yes I do I have a Girlfriend from camp
some kid: Sure your"girlfriend" from camp
other kid : Yeah my "girlfriend" from camp
by alisonlll April 20, 2017
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my girlfriend

literally the best person in the world. I have no idea how I deserve this absolute GODDESS. she makes me the happiest I've ever been.
I love how amazing and beautiful she is!! that's my baby <3 that's my girlfriend
by literally the gayest whore eve January 30, 2020
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my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021
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Jesus-is-my-girlfriend

Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 4, 2008
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My girlfriend

my girlfriend is,.....
by whore lol April 29, 2019
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my girlfriend

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty
by mia the gay September 26, 2019
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