my dad left when i was 4

my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).

i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.

by McChikn November 29, 2021

my dad owns roblox

a very popular quote on a game called Roblox. It is usually used when Roblox people are arguing.

Robloxian 1: HAHA you have no robux noob
Robloxian 2: My dad owns roblox

by SmartLugia June 30, 2020

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

My Dad's called Colin

When your dad is called Keith and you decide to call him Colin instead because Keith is a silly name.

My dad's not Keith, my dad's called Colin

by Flimsco April 4, 2020

my dad can beat up your dad

Used by a person to express how their dad is superior in combat to the others.

Example:

Peyton: My dad could beat up your dad

Emmett: Bite me.

My dad can beat up your dad

by Donkey sex in june November 27, 2017

my dad left

same.

person one: my dad left
person two: my mom left for cookies

by I’m just a great kid April 14, 2022

My Dad is Dead

A statement of obvious fiction but believed to be true by the uneducated to be used in cases of awkward silences, as a result of too much caffeine, etc.

My dad is dead.
-He is?
Yeah he died this morning.
-I'm sorry to hear that.
Haha I'm lying you are an idiot.

by JFLisa October 29, 2007