Mule Hammer

The most ultimate and rowdy cock butter pickle slap in all the galaxy.

"Last night I gave that chic the mule hammer!!"

by C & D December 13, 2006

Mule Onion

A reference to a woman's backside - specifically a really well-formed one. So called because, as we all know, crossing a mule and an onion results in "an ass that'll bring tears to your eyes".

"Damn, look at the mule onion on that one!"

by Heathen 2.0 April 29, 2008

Mule Variations

This album was Tom Waits' 1999 release, and his thirteenth. The songs range from Big in Japan, a smooth but tough rock song, to Come On Up To the House, a powerful telling of a world's troubles. Waits did good again, striking a strange chord with Chocolate Jesus, and tugging your thought strings with Black Market Baby.

An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule

Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Mule Knuckle

Is the equivalent of a camel toe, but for guys. When your shorts or jeans ride up your crotch and you can see your nuts making a distinctive shape similar to that of a mules knuckle.

"Look at that guy sitting over there, he totally has a mule knuckle right now"

by c-money55 April 14, 2009

Mule fritter

Someone who is lazy and doesn't like to work.

John is such a mule fritter, he will do anything to get out of working the night shift.

by The Swamp May 2, 2015

Mule Harness

A cock ring used to stiffen and engorge the penis.

She only lets me do anal if I’m wearing a mule harness.

My mule harness was so tight my knob was a shade of bulging vein purple last night.

Hey reach over into the night stand and grab my mule harness if you want the man meat more rigid.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Mule Dick

A completely useless person.

Given that a mule is unable to procreate, its penis is a waste of flesh.

HR messed up my paycheck again. What a bunch of mule dicks.

by nautonnier April 28, 2009