Monk

For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.

All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.

That’s why we monk and stay away.

by learntoliveMGTOW September 3, 2017

Monk Monk

an adorable, lovable, goofy ass girl who's heart is taken forever by C.Davis. I love you boo bear.

I love my monk monk. She's my everything.

by a. bay bay January 27, 2009

monks

a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.

E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"

E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"

by I L Evans August 20, 2007

monked

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

by Gargoyle! July 31, 2008

monked

to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch

yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.

by adamfrigginmonked May 6, 2011

monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

MONK

Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body

Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003