A quaint, mid-size suburb north of St. Paul. Known for its beautiful lakes and wilderness areas.

The city was ranked 36th on Money Magazine's Best Places to Live 2009.
I wish I lived in Lino Lakes, MN...
by minnesotansunite March 7, 2010
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The most gangster place known to native Americans, a reservation where man hunts are normal and weed is used like cigs. Home to the Red lake Warriors. We even own a casino. Getz money.
(guy)Where u from bro?

(native) :Red lake MN, where u be at?

(guy) :Nowhere near that shit..
by Prodigy218 December 5, 2010
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An extremely racist town full of trigger happy rednecks and drug addicts. The biggest town features are the Dairy Queen and gas stations.
I'm never going back to spring valley, mn ever again.
by okaybuthowaboutnot January 26, 2017
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A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.
"Where do you live?"

"Pine Island, MN."

"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"

*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*

"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"
by you_probably_know_me April 10, 2010
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The small hick town north of rochester mn known for its population to have a less than 1% ethnetictiy rate it is made up of people who work, has worked, or know someone who works at the mayo clinic or IBM the only two imploers in the whole southeast part of Minnesota other than farming

the town has a history of mass people using pot especialy in the crummy high school.

Pine island also is famous for the worlds largest block of cheese (2 tons)
by ThIsToWnIsCrAp November 25, 2009
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Austin, Mn was a great happy place through 2000-2018. Everyone had their best momments through out the years back then. No fake friends, no gangs, laughter, a amazing experience but till 2019 came. A gun threat at EMS and lots of fights happening. AHS doing drugs. But lets just say that we need to grow up with our act and now dont be teaching elementary students how to do stuff like those. Austin, mn can sometimes not be safe to live at.
Guy: are you moving to Austin, Mn 2019 ?
His homie: yikes idk yet i heard its dangerous
Guy: omm buh ill have to let it to my mom
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A town who's roads don't make any sense unless you're loaded on LSD. The stinking arm pit of Minneapolis.
I'd meet you in Saint Paul but I don't want to have to take another shower when I get back home.
by Minneapolis Joe October 28, 2004
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