milfbread

Bread that has aged past it's best-before/expiration date but still tastes fresh

Person 1: Dude, isn't that bread like a month past the expiration date?

Person 2: No worries, this is milfbread

by pandabearguy October 19, 2009

miffstew

An alternative way of saying 'missed you' or 'miss you', you are miffed off (angry / upset) and in a stew (a sulk) because you are missing somebody or have missed them

Awwww I miffstew already

I miffstew yesterday

by gardenL October 7, 2009

G-MILF

an acroym for 'Grand Mother I'd Like to Fuck'

used superbly by skwisgaar skwigelf in
the first episode of metalocalypse.

stemming from the term MILF.

"guess what you are a G-MILF. that is a grand mother i would like to......"
-Skwisgaar Skwigelf

by Eszt0r_bot January 28, 2008

Miffy

A sweet, smart, cute little bunny.
Character on a children's show, "Miffy and Friends", on Treehouse TV.

themesong: "Miffy! Sweet little bunny. Miffy! Smart little bunny. Miffy! Cute little bunny."

by ithinkiwasprobed September 24, 2007

milf day

This special day happens on the 2nd Sunday in May. It usually coincides with Mother's Day. It is mostly celebrated by male teens and old, balding men.

Hey dude, it's milf day today! What did you get for Patrick's mom?

by Jay-Zed May 9, 2008

Milfia

An organization of MILFs who control the whole neighborhood, demanding "protection payments" like free babysitting, yard work and sex.

I stay away from the Laurel Heights Starbucks; that place is run by the Milfia.

That whole carpool racket is run by the Milfia.

by Lady Roses June 3, 2009

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008