merp

excitement, nervousness, shock.

"Hi Krista." merp!

by merp10 December 2, 2009

merps

It is a common nickname given to a beloved friend which literally means, In "Dutch" - a Sperm Rapist.

"Hey Merps.. MY little merpy werpy woo, you gone done poo poos in your pants again? Thats no good. You know I will always love you."

or

"Hey I am going to call you merps from now on because of that filthy act you did the other night!"

by Jacob6969Amsterdam May 7, 2007

Merps

A fabulous max human being that tends to be quite kawaii but is extremely awkward and creepy.

A cat.

Wow, they're a merps!

by Shorps July 5, 2012

The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

by Wilhelm January 8, 2008

Merp

Ejaculation.

Used only for comedy purposes. Never used to announce actual ejaculation.

Inspired by Jersey Shore, and then takin to a whole nother level.

Opposite of Derp.

Some hot cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Merp"

Some hotter cheeks walk by.
Jake: "Double Merp"

Grade-A milf cheeks walk by.
Jake actually merped his pants.
Jake: "I got to go to the bathroom"

by ShredGnarShark July 5, 2012

Merpes

Herpes of the mouth. Very common but embarassing. Also refered to as cold sores or fever blisters.

"you shouldn't have gone down on that chick man, your gonna end up with merpes."

by R1Jesse February 16, 2010

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003