A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.
Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
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Get the Mediocre Poker mug.Forced mediocrity refers to a situation where individuals who are not highly intelligent or talented are forced to conform to more articulate belief systems due to the pressures of increased intelligent systems.
In a high-stakes job interview, a candidate who is not highly intelligent may feel forced to use more complex language and ideas in order to appear more competent and impress the interviewer. This is an example of forced mediocrity, where the candidate is compelled to conform to a more articulate belief system due to the pressure of increased intelligence in the workplace.
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by dickslayer33333 March 13, 2019
Get the mediocre mug.So when you lose to a retard society is “rewarding mediocrity” but when I lose to a retard he’s just “the right cripple for the job”
Hym “Hahahaha! Rewarding mediocrity!? Ok. But you know and I know and the Jew knows that the other candidate was better, right? Was the retard a better candidate than the guy he beat? No. But Ben’s excuse is exactly what I said it would be... “It wouldn’t have happened to me! If I was against the retard I would have one. Our guy just wasn’t as good as he could have been! Wouldn’t have happened to me!” EXACTLY what I said it would be. Fucking idiots. All of you are actually dumb people. I am literally 5-7 year ahead of you all mentally. You want me to be an intern? You’re parroting MY talking points and I should work for YOU for free? Yeah, ok. That would make sense to someone of your mental capacity. I see why you would do that. And that parroting is just genetic fallacy so... you know, THERE GOES YOUR REASON. Say goodbye! 👋 Bye reason. I don’t want to play with you anymore! Hahaha!”
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