McBottage

When you go balls out on a diet for about a week with the plan to become an Adonis so you can actually get laid. When it doesn't yield results then you regress back into a sniffling pile of self loathing upon which you jam nothing but McDonalds down your throat and whine like a bitch on how much your life sucks!

Robert: "Oh no, here comes Chris on his McBottage diet!"

Chris: "You guys are a bunch of assholes..."

Mike: "Just sit down and stop crying over your McNuggets."

Chris: "This place sucks and I hate my life!!"

by HipoBum May 2, 2013

McBlowJob

When you are getting blown by a McDonald's employee in the washroom.

Bill: Can I get 3 Big Macs, a small fries, a McBlowJob and a large Coke?
Employee: Sure thang

by SquanchMeHardOnTheFrontYard April 18, 2017

mcbeefer

4 mcdoubles stacked on top of each other

stack up 4 mcdoubles call that shit a mcbeefer

by lolxdpoggers January 31, 2021

Scummy McBummy

A hobo, male or female, whom is pan handling in or around McDonald's.

Get the hell out of my face, Scummy McBummy! I already told you, I don't have any change.

by CatPoopFive December 14, 2010

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

Danny McBride

A very talented actor who specializes in dark humor. He can be known to be ridiculously frank in his roles. He got his start in acting with the independent film The Foot Fist Way. Since then he has appeared in a number of films and is the star of the HBO comedy series Eastbound and Down whom he also co-writes the show with frequent collaborator and friend Jody Hill. Lately he has appeared in the film Observe and Report and will star alongside Will Ferrell in the upcoming film adaptation of Land Of The Lost.

Danny McBride always makes me laugh. Why is that you ask? Because he is funny as hell.

by Floydtibbs April 29, 2009

mcbint

A bint who works in McDonalds!

Oi you mcbinty where my big mac?

by Binty-Mcbint-Bag February 18, 2007