Mayonnaise 

On an escalator
Goin upstairs so see ya later

see the mayonnaise

Mayonnaise by merryMidlifecrisis December 14, 2021

mayonnaise 

what belongs on an escalator instead of people

mayonnaise on an escalator
its going up the stairs so see ya later

mayonnaise by cacacooroonee April 9, 2022

mayonnaise 

making someone realize they're asking for the opposite of what they want. Very effective against intellectuals.

Noam Chomskeys ukraine argument needed a lil mayonnaise to get others to realize that he would defend the nazis if it meant going against US foreign policy.

mayonnaise by mhargis November 19, 2022

Mayonnaise 

IT’S JUST BURGER SAUCE

girl: mmm your mayonnaise is so good

boy: woah woah woah woah

Mayonnaise by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

Mayonnaise 

The liquid that drips out of Landoggers ass from her Hungarian Flag Butt Plug when going down an escalator

Dude 1: hey is that MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR?
Landogger: HES GOING UPPSTAIRS SO SEE YA LATER
Dude 3: nah bro wtf thats so disgusting

Mayonnaise by PCgary August 11, 2023

Mayonnaise 

A salad dressing. Can be combined with cookies, snickers, and eggs.

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR! IT'S GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEEYA LATER.

Mayonnaise by A Quirky White Boy September 5, 2023

mayonnaise 

burger sauce, dumbass

mayonnaise more like mayonnaids

mayonnaise by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 18, 2023