maxx kane

1.King of the independent wrestling scene.

2.Greatest lover of all time, pwns all he sees.

3.Webmaster of the greatest site ever, www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca.

4.Multpile time ECW Champion

"Man, Maxx Kane sure pwns a lot off ass!"

"I feel so honoured... Maxx Kane plowed MY girlfriend!!"

"Life is meaningless, and school is stupid... let's go to www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca!!"

by Maxx Kane :D October 16, 2004

Maxx Extermination

A remix of the MAX series (max 300, maxx unlimited, and the legend of MAX.) Not possible to do with feet, mixed by DJ slash. I passed it on 1.5 with dizzy on, and got a B. Can you?

MaxX Extermination? That's not a REAL song...

13 feet? WHAT?

I pissed my pants trying MaxX Extermination on the mat...

by Evil Fish April 21, 2004

TJ Maxx Outlet

When someone wears a piece of clothing that's so ugly it could only have been purchased at a TJ Maxx Outlet.

Bro, check out that lime green and brown striped shirt that dude is wearing." Yeah, he must've found it on the nerd rack at TJ Maxx Outlet.

by RussRivas July 28, 2011

TK Maxx Swag

When you have god tier drip and decide to flex it in a TK Maxx

Is that dude wearing a TK Maxx hat
Yeah he has TK Maxx swag

by UnholyBumFingerer April 20, 2021

Chevrolet Malibu Maxx

A mom car.

A 4-door car. The trunk is a hatchback with lots of space for kids and groceries. It has a "moon roof".

Wow, that Chevrolet Malibu Maxx looks like a mom's car.

by Kristine M. July 5, 2008

Maxx

Top Shagger and ladies man

Person 1: 'See that sexy guy over there? He's definitely a Maxx.'
Person 2: 'Definitely.'

by BiteMyShinyMetalDaffodil August 15, 2022

Dirty Maxx

A Dirty Maxx is usually in need of a haircut and beard trim and a owner of a petite cock. Very likely to eat your butt and run you over with a tractor while looking for a woman to put a slice of cheese and mustard on her vagina and then a bun and eats her out. Known to wear hats all the time. They are the type of person to finger your asshole, and then call you the gay one. Like swaffling,: The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen". Also loves waffles and “Waffling” that’s when a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect. With a love for waffle so strong, will proudly take a crisp poop and place it on his chest and pound it with a tennis racket. Thus giving it the physical characteristics of a Belgium Waffle.

That Dirty Maxx is a bastard who will kick you in the balls while yelling skidilly doo…

by The Maxx Condom Co. June 22, 2024