1.King of the independent wrestling scene.

2.Greatest lover of all time, pwns all he sees.

3.Webmaster of the greatest site ever, www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca.

4.Multpile time ECW Champion
"Man, Maxx Kane sure pwns a lot off ass!"

"I feel so honoured... Maxx Kane plowed MY girlfriend!!"

"Life is meaningless, and school is stupid... let's go to www.maxxkane.fryguy.ca!!"
by Maxx Kane :D October 16, 2004
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