maori go round

Maoris going round in a circle

Look it's a maori go round

by Thewaipuflusher February 21, 2024

Maori-Mongolian Mooperton

When I wipe the floor clean with Daniel. Generally performed after 400 kickflips.

Julia: "Hey, did you guys see that? That awesome guy over there is about to do the Maori-Mongolian Mooperton."
Me: "yeah"

by moopward September 20, 2025

flying maori

Maoris who hide in trees and jump on people as they walk past

Gee cuz did u see those flying maoris jump on those pakeha?

by a bit loud mate May 21, 2018

White Māori

A light skinned person who identifies as a Māori. They may have a Māori parent or ancestor. In some instances, Non-Māori raised or married into a Māori whanau (family) might consider themselves a White Māori.

Hone: Bro, your not even Māori, your Pākeha.
James: Yes I am, I’m a White Māori cause my dad’s Pakeha and mums a Māori.
Hone: Aw true that.

by ennyann November 24, 2021

person of maori descent

A person of Maori descent is an ethnicity that is indigenous to Aotearoa (New Zealand).

Maori are also known as Tangata Whenua (people of the land)

Example for a person of Maori descent having a conversation...

Maori: Hey my Pakeha (european) bro, who was the first person to discover NZ?
Pakeha: Abel Tasman
Maori: True bro. So howcome he never set foot on Aotearoa?
Pakeha: (researches that Abel Tasmans ship was attacked at sea by Maori warriors when he got too close to Aotearoa) Ummmm.....

by Arihana The Great November 14, 2013

Poor Maori

A Poor Maori that thinks that they are rich by comparing there items with white rich peoples items and say RICH (item).

Ryan: RICH FORK!!!

Fraser: Shut up you Poor Maori you smell get some deoderant... oops you cant afford it!

by Smo Katenny May 16, 2009

Asian maori

A weird asian dat shaves his eyebrows real ppor lyks 2 eat ducks, finks hes maori spends 2 hours 2 get it through pplz heads that he is somehow maori in his family tree GUMUNGA legs hates ppl kalled lisas, big penis pump

STOP STEALING MY FOOD U STOOPID ASIAN MAORI
YEa but ur not actuali maori u dum asian only by marriage u took 2 hours to cum 2 it!

by Noitall February 25, 2005