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Manchester United

person 1: I support Manchester United
person 2: Rubbish
by SergioAguero January 23, 2025
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Manchester United

A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.

If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United

I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
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a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 2, 2023
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Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
by anonymous June 11, 2023
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MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?
by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023
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Manchester United

The most successful team in the United Kingdom. They have millions of fans worldwide with fanclubs based in Laos, Thailand, China, England and Japan, to name a few. Many of their fans experience arrogance, delusions of grandeur and expectations of constant success. Founded in 1878,they were originally known as Newton Heath LYR F. C and were formed by workers on the tough Mancunian railway line. They are now widely regarded by many to be the best club of all time with 20 league titles(7 English Top Division, 13 Premier League) 2 English Second Division titles, 3 European Cups, 1 UEFA Cup, 12 FA Cup titles, 5 Football League Cups, 21 FA Community Shields, 1 European Cup Winners Cup, 1 European Super Cup, 1 Intercontinental Cup and 1 Fifa Club World Cup. Their 1998/99 season in which they completed a treble, which consists of a Premier League title, an FA Cup and a Champions League all in one season, made them the first British and as of writing, only British team to do it. They have strong rivalries with bitter rivals Manchester City and historic rivals Liverpool, the 4th biggest team of all time, Leeds United and Arsenal.
"Who do you support, bro?"

"Leicester City"
"Cool, I like Manchester United
by Plimplom January 2, 2022
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Manchester United

A team that seem to not to be able to win
by Zanele xolani zungu November 21, 2021
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