mama

A fake person that is only used to be made fun of, everyone has there own mama, even a brother has a different mama then his sister. But when u say Mom then it is the real deal and you have the right to kick that guys ass.

Yo mama's ass is so fat, that when she bends over there is a solar eclipse.

by spencer motzarella March 17, 2006

mama

A person with a massive fucking cock.

Person 1: "I'm a mama."
Person 2: "Woah that's attractive"

by British Scum May 06, 2018

anybody's mama, everybody's mama

a reason that I'll tell you what you should be doing even if I have never seen you before

I mention to a stranger, "Your shirt's not buttoned right," or at a local restaurant, I'll suggest what he should order for lunch, and add, "anybody's mama, everybody's mama."

by Una Malachica February 29, 2008

mama skank

When a girl fucks around with a married man and becomes pregnant on purpose just to hang on to the guy.

Chad was so ashamed when he had to tell his wife that Keirsten was his mama skank!

by SlopNChop May 13, 2016

Rice mama

A protector queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.

There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.

Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.

Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.

by Nishnish117 February 12, 2023

Joe Mama

A clever name used to insult another individual's mother. It is a play on words that refers to the saying, "Yo mama!"

Person 1: "Where's Joe?"
Victim 1: "Joe? ... Joe who?"
Person 1: "JOE MAMA!"
Victim 1: *Proceeds to feel insulted*

by B-Man February 03, 2004

Mama’s Cooking

1. A phrase popularized by Kwame brown’s YouTube channel “Kwame Brown Bust Life”in reference to serving up and dropping off harsh truths.

2. Karma served of hot and ready with love.

3. Knowledge truth and wisdom passed down from a mother to help a young person navigate through life.

Hey y’all ready to receive some of this mama this mama’s cooking?

by Young juju May 23, 2021