F.M.L.Y.H.M.

Fuck me like you hate me. Also a Seether song.

Jack: Hey Jill why don't you F.M.L.Y.H.M.!
Jill: Sounds like fun!

And so happened all night.

by Chance Eastham December 9, 2007

F.M.L.

"fuck my life" - said as an interjection to express discontent with events in one's life.

"I have to read 5 novels this summer for school. On MY vacation. F.M.L."

by jd9318 August 11, 2008

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

W.M.L.

Whatever Major Loser

Mercedes: You suck!

Michaelito: W.M.L.!!!

by Nick Ang August 28, 2008

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M

Let me eat you out til you cum in my mouth

*text messages*
boy: “Ayo bae L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M”
Girl: “uuu omw”

by anonymous January 11, 2021

L.M.M.F.A.O.

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.

Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.

by nevada December 2, 2003

M'l-lady

Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.

*tips Fedora* M'l-lady

by Garlic_ December 8, 2020