down to sit on my face
me: dawg, that chick is tots mcgoates checkin u out!
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
you: Yeah, but do you think she's d.t.s.o.m.f.?
by balto from new orleans July 31, 2011
Get the d.t.s.o.m.f. mug.An acronym for Not My Fucking Problem. Often used in the workplace when saying Not My Fucking Problem would cost you your job.
The twat I work with called and told me something was wrong. I responded with N.M.F.P. bitch!
My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
My boss is a cock sucker and this company is going down the toilet...and I think to myself N.M.F.P.!
by J & D October 5, 2006
Get the N.M.F.P. mug.LAURIE: OH MY FUCKIN GAWD.
FRIEND: OH EM JEE WHAT IS IT
LAURIE: THAT DUDE
FRIEND : WHAT HE DO ? SHOUD I BEAT THE SHIT OU OF HIM
LAURIE: HES A S.M.F SEXY MOTHA FUCKA
FRIEND: WHT THE HELL
FRIEND: OH EM JEE WHAT IS IT
LAURIE: THAT DUDE
FRIEND : WHAT HE DO ? SHOUD I BEAT THE SHIT OU OF HIM
LAURIE: HES A S.M.F SEXY MOTHA FUCKA
FRIEND: WHT THE HELL
by LittleLaurie April 28, 2020
Get the S.M.F mug.Laughing My Fucking Ass Off. A term used when you are in tears from laughter. Used mostly on instant messaging.
Ben: I did the stupidest thing last nite, i was running down the street with Alex and I ran straight into a pole, i ran so hard i think i dinted it!
Kyle: U are such an idiot. l.m.f.a.o!
Kyle: U are such an idiot. l.m.f.a.o!
by Jessie_xxx November 21, 2005
Get the l.m.f.a.o mug.*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*
"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
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"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
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"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
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"Neville's the man!"
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"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
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"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
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"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
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Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
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With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
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Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
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"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
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"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
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"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
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"Neville's the man!"
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"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
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"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
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"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
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Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
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With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
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Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
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by Яï¢HâЯð October 8, 2008
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by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014
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