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Mothertoucher

One who touches mothers in an inappropriate manner without consent. Much like motherfucker, but the "fucking" implies it was consentual.
"You spilled my drink! You filthy mothertoucher!"
by untouchedmother August 31, 2012
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Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world
YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!
by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021
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The good place season 1 episode 11, when Elanor realises its not the good place
Holy Mother Forking Shirt balls, you guys were being tortured
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl September 24, 2018
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do you listen to mother mother

girl: hey do you listen to girl in red?
nb: nope i listen to mother mother
girl: oh sorry do you listen to mother mother?
nb: yep!
by kaisoup September 28, 2020
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Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.
She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.
by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012
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mother rumpin

Used often by pre-teen girls on twitter, "Mother Rumpin" is often used as a way of saying "mother fucking" or more literally "I'm scared to swear on twitter because my parents insist on following me." Often used while tweeting the pope, can be directly translated into latin as Mater Caudam. Girls who use this expression often have a liking for furry animals such as dogs.
@liz_gardener: Ain't nobody fresher than the Mother Rumpin pope

@corksauce69: Dang righteous girl

@ThePope: I mother-rumped your dad when he was your age ;)
by danzaks69 February 24, 2013
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moth shot

A traditional moth shot goes as follows:
1.) Prepare 1 clean shot glass for drinking along with 1 moth (preferably alive) and your choice of liquor (70 proof or higher)

2.) Place moth inside shot glass and follow quickly with liquor, submerging the moth and filling the shot glass.

3.) Drink the moth shot.

"It goes down smooth...and tries to climb back up.."
Kevin spotted a month in the corner of his room and attempted to kill it. Jeremy stopped him and proceeded to capture the moth alive and pour him a watery grave of 151 and drank his moth shot happily.
by mightywanderer June 18, 2013
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