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Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.
by H Gross June 1, 2010
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Power Lecture

A lecture in a college setting that is longer than the average class.

Believed to have come from students talking about a professor "powering" through a lecture.
"Ugh, I have a power lecture at eleven"
by B@dg3rF@n October 20, 2008
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Lecterise

To imitate Hannibal Lecter (aka Hannibal the Cannibal) when told there is (insert meat product, usually liver) for dinner.
Typically used to annoy vegetarians/those of sensitive disposition.
Also very effective at parties to put others ahead of you in the queue off their food so you get all the good stuff.
"Hey, guess whats for dinner? Liver and bacon."
"PftPftPftPft"
"Eww. Whatever, do you have to lecterise? "
by photonic April 16, 2007
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Lectron

Every FiveM and Minecraft server owner use Lectron to protect their server from DDoS attacks. We should do that too!
by vietyork November 11, 2021
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E-Lectric Erik

Geez E-Lectric Erik is a beautiful man!!!
by Timtom99 February 25, 2021
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Gonorrhea Lectim

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially troublesome disease. Congitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim include, but are not limited to:

Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language;

extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information (pronounced xenophobia); inability to accept responsibility of actions;

exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all or nothing behavior. The disease is sweeping Washgton. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and baffled with this malignant disease originated only a few years ago in a Texas Bush.
"Your brain has a terrible case of Gonorrhea Lectim."
by NeverForget March 5, 2005
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Hannipple lecter

A Serial killer that cuts off people's nipples and It's believed that she then sticks them to tree's in various forests.

Extremely dangerous, alert authorities on sight.
Hey look there's a forest! Guard your Nipples, Hannipple lecter is on the loose.
by Marbear69 September 13, 2011
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