lurking

When a girl, typically named Laryssa, is randomly spying on, or boredly observing someone or something, or suspiciously looking for something to do. For Laryssa to be bored and gathering useless information about something or someone to possibly use against you in a funny situation, she would be lurking.
Laryssa is bored at home. She trained her cats to use the toilet instead of the litter box. Her cats were on the toilet and looked out the door and caught Laryssa lurking around the corner watching them.

bus boy at work:"damn, look at all that money they left on her table!"
random server:"you better not touch it, Laryssa is somewhere lurking and that bitch will stab you with a used fork!"
by justdre August 29, 2008
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someone who is stealthy and ninja-like. observes others for future reference.
Superman was lurkin around those kids the other day.
by Bandit000 March 18, 2008
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To get in, and effectively ruin, someone else's photo. Can be whole body lurkage, or merely two fingers. Practiced by Bubbah in Germany.
Person 1: Oh, Bubbah you lurked my photo.
Bubbah: No I..
Person 1: Bubbah SHOOSH!
by australianexchange May 10, 2009
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To stalk someone, or follow them suspiciously, in a lovestruck or obsessive manner.
I.e., stop lurking on that teacher, Steph!
by Bushrat September 06, 2005
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Short for the Zerg Lurker unit in Starcraft. Burrows underground and shoots spikes at enemies.
Hey, wanna play some lurk d?
RED WATCHOUT LURK RUSH!
by ThreeDee912 March 25, 2008
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in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list
"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"
by Lane May 02, 2004
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The great sensation of when you have to take a magnificent, glorious, triumphant shit, but at the very last second you suck it back into your butt hole. (Repeat 5x)
A-Dog had to take a massive shit but he decided lurking would be way more fun.
by BDiZzL3 February 14, 2009
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