money laundering

1. when a group of criminal makes money out of illegal arms sales, smuggling, organized crime, drug trafficking, prostitution rings, embezzlement, insider trading, bribery and computer fraud schemes hide how they make their money by disguising the sources, changing the form, or moving the funds to a place where they are less likely to attract attention.
2. when you wash your pants and there is still money inside them

Money laundering is done on a world scale

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

lunker

An enormous turd left in an unflushed toilet.

Oh my Gawd Shawn? Did you leave this lunker in the toilet? It's got to be at least 17 inches.

by james savik October 3, 2006

Lunger

A person suffering from chronic lung disease.

Doc Holliday: (coughs) Now Ed, are we cross?
Ed Bailey: Without them guns, you're nothing but a skinny lunger...

by Bryianzum August 26, 2008

flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

by andrea July 9, 2004

Lunden

In Europe, Lunden is knowed as a goddess. They all have much respect for this goddess and pray to her when they are in need.

If somebody just lost there home, they would pray to Lunden for help, and she would grant them a new home. But if she didn't, that means that they would have to do it on there own, but the spirit of Lunden would be with them.

by Mrs. O. Lautner 4 ever<3 February 7, 2010

Landers

The group of people with this last name suffer from being accidentally called Flanders instead on impact.

Please raise your hand when i call your last name.
Flanders!
...Its Landers!!!

by Melissaaa June 24, 2008

launder

To conceal the source of money as by channeling it through an intermediary.

Look at us. We're such nerds we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary.

by liron00 October 7, 2006