Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut

Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory

by User_87 December 17, 2014

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake March 25, 2009

Lump Fuck

The act of fucking a camel in the asshole.

Did you see Alex lump fuck the camel today?

Hey! It's lump fuck Friday!

by Noobstomperz October 3, 2016

Lump it

The term "lump it" means to not do something or forget about it. Lump it replaces the saying "fuck it." However, lumping it gives you the same satisfaction as if you did the task at hand, even if you didn't perform such an action. "Lump it" can be used as a noun, adjective and verb, such as; Lump it, Just lump it, lumping, lumped or simply lump. The use of the phrase will soon come naturally. I would explain the definition more but lump it.

Mike: "I have a paper due for class tomorrow."
James: "Just lump it bro."
Mike: "Good call man."

Zoie: "Wake up! You have class in 15 minutes!"
James: "Nah, I'm just gonna lump it."
Zoie: "James! Wake up!
James: "Baby, I said I'm lumping it."

Mike: "Imma be lumping it in my bed all day."
James: "Cool, watch me play Skate2."
Mike: "Alright, toss me a soda bro."

by GuitarSano May 14, 2011

LUMP SATISIFIER

someone with a nice rounded buttery cream puff (pussy) and nice cherry donuts on top (boobs) and some nice cream buns (ass) that you just wanna eat up and beat up starting off with your tongue licking up the buttery cream puff up and down until it spurts out whipped cream on your face then start licking the cherry donuts then start nibbling on the cream buns until she says "ouch what the fuck are you doing?!" then slap her in the face.

Josh : I gave a girl the LUMP SATISIFIER
Sarah: yeah thanks it was nice.
Josh: your a hore Sarah.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 1, 2018

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010

lump of brown smell

poop
turd
thing that goes in the toilet and isn't pee. Usually comes out of your bum. If it doesn't your hopefully got the wrong thing. If you don't you should really see a doctor.

That lump of brown smell is stinking up the house! Take it outside! It shouldn't be sitting there on teh dinner table like that!

by anonymous September 29, 2003