Luke Thomas

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.

Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.

by Floyd Fairweather April 27, 2022

John-Luke

A John-Luke is a cool and chill person, very intellectual, and has a good sense of humor. Usually the nice one in a group of guys that will stick up for people.

Why don't you try to be John-Luke?

by felixconsummatio October 27, 2011

Luke Hemmings

Sexiness in penguin form.

Hey, that Luke Hemmings dude is like, so sexy.

And he's in penguin form!

by Lucifer Chicken April 9, 2015

luke p

A manipulative guy that makes up lies about everyone else to make himself appear to be a better person. He is willing to screw everyone else over for his own benefit. He is very arrogant as well. Ladies (and gentlemen who are not straight), steer clear of Luke P’s.

OMG he’s such a Luke P. Please save yourself and don’t go out with him.

by mcnuggetdestroyer June 13, 2019

Luke Kelly

Considered by many to be one of the greatest Irish folk singers ever. Immediately distinguishable by his large ginger fro, Luke was heavily involved in the folk music revival that started in the 1960s. Most notable for being a member of the Dubliners for most of his career, he also did solo work and was heavily active politically.

When I listen to Luke Kelly's rendition of The Rocky Road to Dublin, my hair gets a little redder and I have an urge to drink a pint.

by burtenstein December 3, 2011

Luke Cage

a bad ass black dude from Marvel Universe who has super strength and is invincible

Luke Cage is also known as Power Man

by Gamer_Station17 October 3, 2016

lukecold

a nicely chilled beverage that has reached the brink of warmness; alomst too warm to drink, but not quite. Usually the cup or can still feels cool to the touch, while the beverage contained within is... not so much.

Upon returning from a long meeting, parched after having given an hour-long presentation on the benefits of telecommuting, Dave was pleased to find that his Mountain Dew was still lukecold. "Yuck" his coworkers said as he took a big swig."What? It's still lukecold." Dave replied.

by Late-night Cube Dweller April 19, 2007