Literally the best and biggest weeb lord. If you ever try to match with this absolute unit he will eat your asshole and then force you into the loli closet.
Person 1 : Hey have you seen James in a while?
Person 2 : No he tried to match Loli God's weeb levels and is tied up in the loli closet
Person 1 : fucking rip mate.
by RaccoonLoli June 27, 2019
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When you put a loli on a stick and suck on it.
"I love to suck on loli-pop."
by MEPEnisSmall November 12, 2018
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Loli-shota is referring to the words lolita (which is the cutesy clothing style in which girls dress in clothes that make them appear like little girls) and shota (which is the term often used in fanfiction to indicate the inclusion of young, pre- and early pubescent boys in sexual acts, usually with much older adult men.) The terms, when used in conjunction, often represent a young boy who is overly effeminate, or "cutesy".
"That character Honey from Ouran Host Club is totally loli-shota."
by mizuiro_neko April 11, 2009
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Loli noises is a term that means Lolita noises. A lolita is a young girl who is sexually responsive. Loli noises however is not sexual. It is a satanic groaning sound emitted when someone gives you unwanted sexual attention.
Older man: Hey, little girl~
Younger girl: *loli noises* HSHSHSHEHEAAAAAAAA
by CumKardashian May 2, 2017
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A type of hentai that is legal in many Asian countries. It is drawings of underage girls (10-18). It is decided if it is legal or not by age of consent laws.
That Japanese guy is super weird, cause he likes Loli Hentai.
by nuttery September 12, 2018
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A person or character who appears loli but is much, much older.
Anime guy: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 18
Anime Guy: You're a loli h-
Girl: You were just about to say loli hag!
Anime guy: So you know what it means
Girl: Of course I do.

- The Rising of the Shield Hero
by PeachyChickadee October 15, 2023
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