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Blows Da Ballz Off Da Loin

When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.
"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."
by GameGulch July 20, 2006
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loin

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by toiletshitter394 January 24, 2023
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loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.
It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
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ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another
Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”
by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017
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calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."
by mjpants April 23, 2017
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smack loin

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.
by Dickie tights October 23, 2017
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Loine

A person who has very moisturized skin and is in someway clean
Eveline: Have you seen Andre. He is Loine

Janice: What! I didn’t know that
by MosheLeFat June 9, 2021
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