logging

beating good debaters in varsity LD

"Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!"
"Good luck logging."

by failure-not September 28, 2009

Logging

Coined in the Season 16 premiere of South Park.

Standing up after you've taken a poo and cutting your poo in half with a stream of urine.

My daddy was a logger, and his daddy before him.

I enjoy logging after a long day of work.

by gustavus March 16, 2012

logs

Cop slang for phone records.

Cop 1: "Did you pull the logs on the suspect?"
Cop 2: "I'm still waiting on the phone company."

by jgo312 November 14, 2005

log

1.a very fat man or woman
2.a pice of wood
3.a lazy person

1."mom look at that log"
2."can you walk across the log"
3."dad get up you log you"

by toll2323 April 09, 2009

log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

logging

when some one does a huge shit, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

mostly used in Russia

by protien puller June 05, 2003

Logging On

Bringing your phone in the bathroom to facebook while you poop.

Tim: Where's Patrick?

Jim: He's in the bathroom logging on.

by Kukes June 22, 2012