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Lostaholic

A person who lives and thrives off of the popular tv show "Lost". Lostaholics feed off of plot twists, unsolved mysteries, and time travel. Many Lostaholics attend LA (Lostaholic Anonymous) meetings, where they discuss previous happenings on their favorite tv show, and also make predictions of what is to come. Lostaholics are often found trading seasons of "Lost," re-watching old episodes, and researching hidden islands in the Atlantic.
John: Hey dude, wanna come play pool around seven?

Sean: Fuck no! It's a Tuesday and I have to find out what happens on Lost!

John: You are such a damn Lostaholic.
by skifreemt February 25, 2010
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yes/no/maybe/lobster

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.
Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?
by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009
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Lobstar

One who is a bomb ass server at Red Lobster.

Pronounced "Lob Star", as in "Rock Star".
"Dude! Did you see Mike handle that huge table? He's a total Lobstar!"

"Thanks for helping me walk my food! You're a total Lobstar!"

"I'm working straight through today with no break. I'll be fine, though, since I'm such a Lobstar!"
by The Gang at the RL January 18, 2009
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Lobstromonous!

Insert this word into any sentence to instantly make yourself appear to be incredibly smart and posh
Example 1: "Oh my house is incredibly Lobstromonous!"
Example 2: " Oh darling you are so very "Lobstromonous!
by Meadie12 January 7, 2013
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Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.
*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!
by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009
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Lobstitute

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell
by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020
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Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.
That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!
by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010
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