Lobby crotch

When a chick has a man but still has a lot of guy "friends" waiting to slide up in it when her boyfriend screws up.

"Kenda is a cool ass chick but she's got lobby crotch going on."

by DatMoFo.from.the.951 May 31, 2021

Lobby Police

A fucking chink who jacks off every second of his life.

That kid is a Lobby Police.

by Raptaz0r October 9, 2008

lobby log

When you need to take a dump during a 17 hour road trip that includes multiple meals at fast food restaurants, and you arrive at your hotel; first thing you do is pollute the restroom off the hotel lobby with a huge turd called a lobby log

When we finally arrived at our Holiday Inn off of I-90, I left a lobby log so I wouldn't pollute our hotel room.

by F'in Barn July 17, 2017

Lobby Dick

a friend on xbox or ps3 online who will only rarely (if ever) game or lobby invite. especially applies if you pesonnally know them and tell them to join in person.

Jimmy: dude i ivited u to play like ten times!
Bob: whatever man i was already playing a game
Jimmy: you're such a lobby dick!

by omgthisnameisalreadyinuse December 9, 2010

Lobby Piece

This only works for people who have apartments. It is when you bring a ho/trick/bitch/woman of the night to your place but she is not hot enough to make it upstairs. So you piece the shit out of her in the lobby...thereby making her "lobby piece". Lobby piece can also occur if you think the girl you brought home may steal yo shit. If you let her upstairs yo' watch may be gone.

Guy: Hey baby I want you right now
Girl: You don't want to go upstairs
Guy: Naw baby...I want you so bad right now...this nigga can't wait. (this is the lie)
Girl: Okay

When piece has started in the lobby...the trick becomes lobby piece, a title that should last on the girl for at least 2-5 years.

by Cowboy Jones January 16, 2008

Lobby Tard

A Lobby Tard is someone who works in the lobby at the McDonald's, cleaning tables etc.

A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"

"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"

"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"

by SITS07 July 5, 2009

Lobby Jacking

Lobby Jacking is the act of masturbating when you are in a call of duty or any online games lobby. If you finish before the timer runs out you win. Can be done in other situations ie; microwaves counting down.

Dude last night I was Lobby jacking and I completely did it. Only 45 seconds!

by Most Dope95 June 23, 2011