lamped him

To hit or punch someone is to lamp him or be lamped by him

He was minding his own business when the guy just walked up and lamped him!

by lamped May 14, 2016

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

parafin lamp

tramp. untidy. person

my boy jay is a parafin lamp kid

by chinks April 20, 2008

stuffy lampost

when a guy gets cockblocked

she gave me a stuffy lampost

by ladeegagahh October 9, 2011

wisconsin lampshade

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

by Glooping October 2, 2020

When Lampo

Used in the crytpo currency space to ask when large gains in investments are sufficient enough to purchase an antique lamp collection of glorious proportion.

Crypto go up, crypto go down, but can someone please tell me when lampo?

by WMT B05S July 30, 2021

Lampard

A person who has repeatedly benefited from nepotism and is often elevated to positions of stature despite clear inadequacies and/or previous failures.

"I see Glenn forgot to order toilet rolls again. He's such a Lampard"

by DrederickTatum February 1, 2020