Liverpool fc

Evertons bastard child

Gobshite: What history have you got?

Everton fan: we won the league on your ground berfore you existed You twat

Gobshite: *doesnt understand because he is actually from norway*
Liverpool fc are wank

by Blue_Rob April 19, 2006

Liverpool Fc

The worlds most big-headed wankers. Mainly from Norway and London, never from Liverpool. Glory Hunting Twats. Should be shipped to turkey because they love the city of Istanbul so much. Also known as reshite and there so called fans known as kopites.

Liverpool Fc are big headed wankers who need to get a life!

by craig-h May 28, 2006

liverpool handshake

Essentially a wank.

"I thought you were going to that interview?"
"I thought a Liverpool handshake would suit me better."

by sadical October 19, 2017

liveroonie

Liv is one of the best girls in the world! She is a loyal and funny girl. She is beautiful inside and out and is there for you no matter what! She always has good memes to send to you and she is always up for a conversation. Be prepared for a late night chat though as she loves to stay up and listen to brockhampton. If this girl enters your life, do not let her out...she’s too good to lose.

Friend 1: Your friends with Liveroonie?
Friend 2: yeah...
Friend 1: your so lucky man!
Friend 2: I know.

by Theurbanboiman January 6, 2019

Liverpool fc

The best team in the World. 41 Trophies, including 5 Eurpoian Cups and 18 Domestic League Titles. Won the Champion's League on 25th of May 2005.

Gerrard and Carragher are England's two best players and they play for Liverpool F.C.

by LFC-Chris July 28, 2005

Liverpool FC

A football (sic) team, Everton FC's illegitimate offspring. Locals appear to shun them, however hoardes of out of towners and even out of countryers tag on to the name of the city for a few hours once a fortnight in the hope of establishing a rapport between themselves...and then sod off agin.

"Scuse Signori, I come to watch football match for to see Liverpool? Where is being Anfield?"

by Mick D August 29, 2003

Liverpool fc

The Most successful British Football Team Ever. They have won the league and european cup more times than any other english club, including the scum

European Cup Winners:
1976-77
1977-78
1980-81
1983-84

Man utd have one it once, hahaha scum

by History Teacher January 3, 2005